did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize