real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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