I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just sucked dick on a ferry
jump out the window naked night went bad
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