I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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