just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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