home. puking in laundry basket.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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