He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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