You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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