belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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