need another drink. this is the easiest way
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
only if we run a train.
done.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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