Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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