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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska

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(714): View more from California

they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up

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(864): View more from South Carolina

So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.

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(703): View more from Virginia

of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.

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(325): View more from Texas

Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately

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