loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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