when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just forgot I was standing up.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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