Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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