i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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