i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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