Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i believe in u and ur pee
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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