you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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