Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
4 words: hood of his car
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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