Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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