he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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