My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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