and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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