They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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