please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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