Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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