I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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