I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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