i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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