i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
