Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You dont lie about slip and slides
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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