He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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