He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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