I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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