this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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