I hate your face
You just made me feel so damn special
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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