O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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