please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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