How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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