I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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