Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
