Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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