Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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