Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
People in love make me want to vomit
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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