i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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