i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
There was a lot of him and a little penis
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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