i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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