Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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