Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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