i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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