I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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