Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just invented taco cereal.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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