margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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