i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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