We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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